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A tourist walks into an English pub. While he is waiting for his beer, he notices to rather big women next to him talk in a strange accent. He walks up to them and says: Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first married a Greek girl and told her that she was to do the dishes and cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house. They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"

brilliant and funny stories straight from the pubs and 11 brilliant and funny stories straight from the pubs and

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time. The officer goes on: “His family find him arrogant, and he hasn’t got many mates. I’m just walking around taking up a collection for him.” He looked up to see a great palace with statues of Barry John and Gareth Edwards and a party in the garden had Brains SA flowing freely as the crowd watched Scott Gibbs scoring his try against England in 1999. He went to the Lord and said: “I don’t want to appear ungrateful - but why does Warren get the huge mansion?” Here are some of the wonderful tales have emerged from some of the Valleys' most-loved pubs and clubs .

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Then a few decades later they walk out again squabbling among themselves. My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I said “how can you say that?”

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A Welshman goes for an eye test. The optician says “Can you read this chart from top to bottom?”. The Welshman replies, “Read it!? I flippin’ know the guy!”. Dai is at the car boot sale when an American tourist comes by. Pointing to a skull on display in Dai's car, he says: “Whose skull is that?” An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walked into a bar... The Englishman and the Welshman didn't like the pub so all three had to leave Finally the farmer walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said again, 'Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!'. [Water's disgusting. Don't drink it!] Some weeks later, Dai is at the car boot sale when the same American walks past and notices a much smaller skull for sale.

If he could describe a situation in his life where he had shown these characteristics, he would be allowed in. He says, "I don't know what's happening: I've grown a hairy chest, sideburns and I'm started talking in a Welsh accent.

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In heaven, they are greeted by God and Eddie is taken to his new home, a lovely English country cottage with statues of English rugby greats and angels singing Jerusalem and Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.All the other men in the bar looked at him and the bartender asked, "You're not from around here, are you lad?"